Monday, October 27, 2008

Shock: Skinhead Morons Hate Obama...

Well, I can't say I'm really surprised at this one: MSNBC is reporting that the Feds have broken up a plot by a pair of neo-nazi mouth-breathers to assassinate Barack Obama. Basically Dan Cowart and Paul Schlesselman wanted to kill 88 black folks and then murder Obama by...riding at him in a car while shooting out of the windows and wearing white tuxedos and tophats...

You know...since Barack Obama always just stands out in the middle of the road...

Anyway, these dingleshits made just enough noise to get themselves arrested. (They got caught planning a robbery to finance the attack - A robbery which, depsite their repeated vows to "die trying" in their "mission", was thwarted when they saw a dog nearby and fled to Cowart's Grandma's house.) Said one law enforcement official:
We take this very, very seriously but we see no evidence these guys have the ability or the wherewithal to pull off what they say they wanted to do.
Fucking morons.

*By the way, some my link to Encyclopedia Dramatica goes to a page that uses dirty words...Can't imagine why anyone reading this blog would care, but you've been warned.

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