Imagine my shock when I logged onto MSNBC this morning and was faced with this headline:
The actual story's not as funny as the headline - Seems a lady in Massachusetts mowed down a 50 year-old man while he was crossing the street. But it just so happens that this gentleman's real name, confirmed by his driver's license, is Lord Jesus Christ. Happily, Christ only suffered minor injuries and has already been released from the hospital. Meanwhile, 20 year-old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield, MA will forever go down in history as the lady who squashed Jesus Christ with her Monte Carlo while he was trying to cross the street.
As a bonus, here's the original article from a local MA paper, The Republican.