Just to show that I don't (as a rule...) ad hominem people just because their beliefs don't square up with mine, I want to show you guys just why I freakin' love Chuck Norris despite his endorsement of Baptist pandermeister Mike Huckabee. Honestly I think the video below says it all.
Nerd bonus fact - The little Korean kid in the Tae Kwon Do outfit is named Too Much (for reasons that elude me). Scooby Doo was originally going to be named Too Much, and was also intended to be a bongo-played sheepdog. No lie.