New Sins From The Vatican

Reuters is reporting that Vatican has unveiled a list of new sins for Catholics to begin feeling guilty about as quickly as possible. Among them are genetic manipulation, pollution, drug trafficking, and downloading copies of other people's video game saves off of GameFaqs so as to play Sonic the Hedgehog in Smash Bros. Brawl without unlocking him yourself. Well, the last one is an exaggeration, but the day is coming.

As usual, religious authorities are quick to say self-evident things (i.e. "destroying the planet might be bad") and then claim that they are forging ahead into new moral territory. Luckily they just as quickly shoot themselves in the foot by bemoaning such things as medical research.

The Vatican keeps talking, but how many people are still listening...?